... Dio recounts an exchange concerning Elagabalus along with the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by possessing Elagabalus inquiring his doctors to give him the equivalent of a woman's vagina by way of a surgical i